15
Dec
08

MONDAY MORNING BLUES (insane rantings) warning!

President Bush almost got hit with not one but two shoes, that were thrown at him by a Journalist. First off that journalist threw like a girl! What  fag you had him right there and you missed what a fag! If that journalist would have been a Dominican kid from San Pedro de Macorís! Bush would have been hit right between the eyes! A Dominican kid can throw a shoe like 90mph and accurately kill flies from like 120 feet! Why couldn’t that Journalist been a Dominican or even a Puerto Rican shortstop baseball prospect? No, what do we get, a stupid ass weak armed journalist, who tired to assassinate the worst outgoing president in US history with a pair of fucking shoes! Sadly, you know somewhere in America, a gay man saw this and asked, where those loafers?  I think those were loafers? and CNN will do a whole report featuring a gay reporter they only use for these types of questions.  This is Jack Cafferty here live with you, and as many Americans have been wondering what type of shoes did the president dodge? We have our fashion correspondent, Philly Phill Flammable here to tell us. Well, Jack, we believe it was a loafer, which should have made the shoes more aerodynamic, and more conducive to actually hitting the president, but sadly that journalist throws like a bitch!  back to you Jack!  Here is video

Now, I would never wish harm to our President but, damn this fuck deserves at least a black eye and a kick in the nuts.  For his 8 years of ignorance! Now this moron shoe throwing dork, will be a hero to all the middle eastern people! Sigh, he should have a hand cut off for missing! That is all I have to say about that!

I am done folks I don’t have anything else for you guys today. I love you all and I there will be an additional blog later today with some awesome goodies for my fans.


1 Response to “MONDAY MORNING BLUES (insane rantings) warning!”


  1. 1 durfs
    February 8, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Hi dad, I didn’t read the bloq,because as usually you would freakin curse and like you say, that is not approprite and that when your older you can say the word crap freely with out being in trouble with your mother! Even if mom sees that we say the word crap and that it’s natural to say that word when your young because we find it funny an a little gassy(Especially if you are sitting next to Matthew!!)
    I saw the video tho, and your right, those are loafers(Lol) but the dude throws worse than me, hopfully you wrote that in your blog that he can’t throw!
    I love you and I will see you later! This is Matt,Kiara,Chuck,Nati,and my wordpress account but we still use the TwinsRule Blog, Kay!
    I love you,
    Karissa(Your Daughter)


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